Honestly? Because it’s GD impossible to figure out. I went to a website and it said, “Cloth Diapers AIO Information” so I clicked it… and was redirected to a page to buy them. Below I saw “Click for more information” so I clicked it and it took me to THE SAME DAMN PAGE.
So I checked out a blog about it. Unfortunately I think it was written by someone who’d been cloth diapering so long they forgot the rest of us don’t know about it about it so everything was written in a shorthand I have yet to discern.
I just want someone to say you need X number over them, this is the best brand, these inserts work best, etc.
But since I couldn’t find any, I’m going to do it myself. I’m going to order one or two diapers from every damn cloth diaper place in the world and review them and then I will feel less rage-strokey.
Something that can only be cured by watching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Possibly while eating Nutella with a spoon.
Any bets on whether I can kill the whole jar tonight?
My exercise today consisted of walking from the couch to the bathroom 34 times. I did scrub the chairs and couches down because they were grossing me out, and I learned how to work with changing the color on microfiber furniture today. I’ll be working on that probably this weekend. I was given a VERY nice, expensive glider/footstool set that retails so far out of my price-range I can’t see the sky. She used it for her three kids and it’s in practically brand new condition with the exception of the actual microfiber upholstery, which is a little dingy (I mean it survived three kids, it really does look great). But it’s sort of a tan-cream color and that doesn’t really work for me so I’m going to see if I can turn it into something pretty and blue! I’ll let you know if we’re successful or if I end up destroying a chair which will cost a full car payment to replace!